Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
3 2 1 whiskey
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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