you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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