I'm going to rape someone's good day.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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