I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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