There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.