But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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