There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal