I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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