no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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