Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
