My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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