Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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