hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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