if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We left the knife in your bed.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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