do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I lost the right to judge tonight
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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