I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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