Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
The uberlube is also flammable
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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