You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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