We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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