Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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