i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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