how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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