billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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