Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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