Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
