a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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