Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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