a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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