come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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