Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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