Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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