where am i from again
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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