Grow some girl-balls and come out already
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My ass is underappreciated
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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