honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
