i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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