Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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