I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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