watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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