NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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