What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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