He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize