Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
That was an excessively violent trivia night
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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