i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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