I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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