Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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