I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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