I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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