Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
