After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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