She's JV to your varsity
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
you made out with another girl for some wings
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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