Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize