I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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