yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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