Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He has the fingertips of a God
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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